This is the last post before the weekend. I'm heading to the cottage for a couple of days. I don't blog at the cottage. I throw horseshoes, abiding by the cottage rules: Rule 1: You must be able to throw the regulation distance. Rule 2: You must always have a beverage in your non-throwing hand. … Continue reading Horsing Around via Horseplay and Horseshoes
One hundred and eighty posts! Join me as I step back into the archives of a sheep mind.
There's a story I came across today, In the Bible on a random page. I compared it to a matching verse, After a quick Wikipedia search. I started to have a little fun, In Chronicles One, verse twenty-one. It was so much fun I wanted some more, So I checked Samuel Two, verse twenty-four. As … Continue reading Tyler Durden (A Poem)
What's better than the Prime Dictator? The Mom and Dad of Prime Dictators, your planetary parents.
I actually made it. Through the bad morning news. Through the personal shit. Through the waking insomnia. Through the auto parts store parking lot with the people who can't drive. Through the gas station that couldn't sell me propane because someone called in sick. Through the knee deep grass on my swampy lawn. Cut and … Continue reading It’s Five O’Clock
Visitors. Drinkers. Not critical thinkers. Stealing time. Stealing life. Sitting around on hand me down couches. Drinking from cans. Describing their kills. Dandelions. Brain cells. More cans. More smoke. No sleep. No joke. Can't sleep for snoring. Bite guard for grinding. Wake up. It feels. The same as last week. Another adventure. I just want … Continue reading What’s Your Refund Policy?
Minding my own business Suddenly I'm witness To a party of eight Great Never asked for this It was forced on me like rape