Remember when a man could explain something to a woman?
There’s no point now that they know everything. If you try to, that’s called mansplaining.
I guess they’re learning a lot from staring at their smartphones 24/7.
What’s it called when a transman explains something to a transwoman?
Transmansplaining? Or just transplaining? The goddamned autocorrect keeps typing Trans Am.
Can we ease up a little on all the new words? My cellphone can’t keep up.