If you’re an INTJ-T like me, you probably love LEGO.
If you love sodium and sugar, you probably love McDonald’s. After all, their slogan is “I’m lovin’ it.”
What was cool in 1986 (sorry millennials, before your time) was that Mickey D’s actually gave out LEGO sets. Check it out:
I believe they did this for a couple of years.
Fast forward to 2019. The LEGO Movie II has just come out in theatres. McDonald’s marketing department is on board. Get ready for some…
… useless plastic junk.
That’s right folks. Instead of giving us a bag of LEGO bricks that could be made into something and then added to our collection, we get this. A hinged, plastic molded, piece of garbage, with a golf pencil and some 1 inch square pieces of paper.
I am assuming the LEGO was too expensive or too much of a choking hazard.
Go fuck yourself McDonald’s. If you’re promoting the LEGO movie, give the kids some goddamn LEGO, not more landfill filler.