Don’t know much about cha
Every year in May
A holiday is made out cha
We’re you an alcoholic?
Cause we celebrate with booze
Did you have a firework fetish?
Explosives are what we do
Did you like to pop a tent in the pouring rain?
And smoke weed around the fire pit ’till you go insane?
Or did we use you as a reason for a holiday in May?
Our southern friends do it too
It’s called Memorial Day