There’s a story I came across today,
In the Bible on a random page.
I compared it to a matching verse,
After a quick Wikipedia search.
I started to have a little fun,
In Chronicles One, verse twenty-one.
It was so much fun I wanted some more,
So I checked Samuel Two, verse twenty-four.
In verse one it says Satan, straight from hell.
In verse two it says LORD, but how can that be?
Are they one and the same (like the Trinity)?
I can wait to hear what mysterious ways,
Allow opposite forces to be interchanged.
I would love to hear a serious retort,
Why one book says Satan and one book says LORD…
This isn’t a math book where things add up,
There are no matching equations and such.
If it was placed here by a higher one,
It wasn’t to test faith and devotion.
I have a better theory for you:
It was put here to test our IQ.