I’ve been away since the 31st of May. I had a health issue I can’t explain. I’ve never suffered from migraines, but by June 1st I was suffering from such crippling headaches all I could do was lie in bed. I wrote about it here.
Was I being taken out by the deep state? Did all of my religious satire get the attention of the one true God, and he was teaching me a lesson, like in The Book of Job? Was it cancer? Did my lifestyle finally catch up with me?
I didn’t know, so I went to the emergency room. They gave me an IV ‘cocktail’ of meds that did absolutely nothing. I went home in pain.
A couple days later and I was having thoughts about blowing myself away. Thank goodness I live in Canada and there aren’t handguns lying around all over the place.
I felt like the pain was starting in my neck so I went to a Chiropractor. He grabbed my neck and twisted, like when Steven Seagal kills a terrorist in the movies. Crack. Then he did the other side. Crack.
I felt a little better.
Ice for 20 minutes every two hours. Neck exercises. The headaches had subsided but I felt an overwhelming feeling of nausea that has continued to this day.
I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but I know this:
I can blog while nauseous, but not with a crippling headache, so I would call the change in my condition an improvement.
So, getchyo’ popcorn ready. I’m back for now.