A boring post for a boring vegetable. Are the prices for these fibrous green stalks skyrocketing in your jurisdiction?
They are here.
Blame travel. Blame weather. Blame disease. Blame Anthony William, the genius who touted the benefits of celery juice to his devoted celebrity followers.
The last time I was at the grocery store celery was: $4.99
If people want to spend that much money juicing an entire bunch of celery every morning, all the power to them, but there is a cheaper miracle health drink, backed up by no scientific, but much anecdotal evidence.
It’s called DU Cola and if you can guess what D.U. stands for you will have won an imaginary prize with which I cannot afford to award you.
Hint: I wouldn’t drink D.U. if Beans herself told me it was delicious.