Morning blogging is my specialty. I feel energized with a little coffee. When I say a little, I mean a lot. I always drink half the pot. To drink the whole pot would be a crime because there are two of us tangoing at this time. Nighttime blogging is the coming unhinged like a rusty … Continue reading Blogging Polarity
This post is about my two true loves: Wealthy people killing lions and sarcasm. I love it when rich people travel to faraway places to kill lions. They are especially worthy if they find the time to take out a few wildebeests while they are there. It melts my heart when I see their pictures … Continue reading My Two True Loves
I got the blueprints on the weekend and I began building. Virtually, of course. It's still not finished. It may never be. It's waiting for me when I'm ready. It is safe for now. In "The Cloud". Not the cloud from where deities tell men to build boats. Not the cumulonimbus kind we learned about … Continue reading Unprecedented Dimensions
Descend into the mire We're all human here Elixirs will fix you Enjoy all the visions Santa Claus can do the dishes Tonight I've scheduled a late night fight
Another fun one from the Black-Sheeped one Swimming in chlorine is so much fun The poor taco dip, its bones they pick Crunching like Cookie Monster on the chips A sour cream daydream when it hits the lips I have something else in mind when sheep and seagulls intertwine Moose piss canisters filter through bladders … Continue reading Pool Party (A Poem)
Chicken thighs and barbeque lines Brown sugar sweet and peppercorn heat Rhyming words and picking up dog turds This is the life for me
Gazeboed for the time being Red star can and seeds for eating Plastic Adirondacks for seating Another blog post from me bleeding Another teardrop from me streaming Why are the summers so fleeting?