Hell. We say "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" when kids are around. My kid calls hell the "H" word. It's such a scary place that you can't even say it. It scares the shit out of some men so badly that they are afraid to glance at a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition for fear of frying eternally. … Continue reading One Way Ticket to Hell
Vets make sure animals stay healthy. One tool a vet uses is a needle. The needle is for giving medicine. A vet on a farm wears tall rubber boots to protect their feet. A vet who works indoors wears a white lab coat. What are you doing on your Victoria Day?
Discarding toys of plastic In favour of space And sanity Goodwill, landfill I've had my fill Of gifts that generate Waste
Queen Vic-tor-ia Don't know much about cha Every year in May A holiday is made out cha We're you an alcoholic? Cause we celebrate with booze Did you have a firework fetish? Explosives are what we do Did you like to pop a tent in the pouring rain? And smoke weed around the fire pit … Continue reading Victoria Day (A Poem)
Why did God have men write the Bible for him. Was he illiterate?
Backs need scratching Pardon me Fat cats laughing Pardon me Of all the men who rot in jail Appeals exhausted, challenges failed The ones who need a helping hand The ones whose crimes are victimless Of all the men he could have chose To have their cases finally closed He did what any rich man … Continue reading Pardon Me (A Poem)