Have you been to the toothpaste aisle lately? I almost called it the toothpaste isle. We have so many options for toothpaste they take up a whole island. For me, the endless choice doesn't stop at toothpaste. It extends to all topics of interest. When I hear about something new and interesting I can't just … Continue reading Too Many Options
Are there any other stats you would like to see? BlackSheep Personality Type INTJ-T Bats Right Throws Right Followers 222 Kilometres Biked 3363 Doors Left Ajar 0 Drawers Left Ajar 0 Times Poison Ivy Contracted 10 Lawnmowers Fixed 6 Dart Win Percentage .576 Badminton Win Percentage 1.000 Most Viewed WordPress Post The Book of Job … Continue reading Baseball Card
A boring post for a boring vegetable. Are the prices for these fibrous green stalks skyrocketing in your jurisdiction? They are here. Blame travel. Blame weather. Blame disease. Blame Anthony William, the genius who touted the benefits of celery juice to his devoted celebrity followers. The last time I was at the grocery store celery … Continue reading Celery Watch
With my cellphone at two percent charge, I plugged it in and did what many can not or will not do. I turned off all notifications and pretended that cellphones do not exist, or as I like to call it, Nineteen Ninety-One. Then I taught my child(ren) a few things: 1. Drama class: How to … Continue reading Home School
Keto. Atkins. Low-carb. Gluten-free. Wrap your hamburger in lettuce instead of a bun? The diet itself doesn't matter. It's how much you flap your lips about it that burns calories. At least that is the trend I have been seeing where I live.
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My laptop was making me wait Spinning wheels and hourglass shapes Twiddling thumbs I contemplate how Life with four gigs of RAM is a very sad state A spinning hard drive is a terrible fate So my buddy said, "Put in a solid state." To Canada Computers we made our way A quick upgrade later … Continue reading Solid State (A Poem)