I actually made it. Through the bad morning news. Through the personal shit. Through the waking insomnia. Through the auto parts store parking lot with the people who can't drive. Through the gas station that couldn't sell me propane because someone called in sick. Through the knee deep grass on my swampy lawn. Cut and … Continue reading It’s Five O’Clock
Visitors. Drinkers. Not critical thinkers. Stealing time. Stealing life. Sitting around on hand me down couches. Drinking from cans. Describing their kills. Dandelions. Brain cells. More cans. More smoke. No sleep. No joke. Can't sleep for snoring. Bite guard for grinding. Wake up. It feels. The same as last week. Another adventure. I just want … Continue reading What’s Your Refund Policy?
Warning: If you were a little grossed out by The Great Bidet Debate, this article may not be for you. I conducted an experiment. And like the great Sherlock Holmes or the beloved Tony Stark, I used myself as the subject of my experiment. The experiment ended this morning when I did something I have … Continue reading Free the Epidermis (An Experiment)
Weird coincidences keep happening to me. My buddy, who is a math teacher, says it is all just the mathematical odds playing out. I'm not always so sure. Do you think the universe reveals things to us serendipitously, or are the things that happen to us just due to mathematical chance? Weird Coincidences So Far … Continue reading Weird Coincidence #5
The "good" couch. That's what we called it when it was new. It was purchased at Sears. It pulled out into a bed. My late grandparents slept on it when they were in town. It is almost as old as me. It lived in almost every room of that house. Then it was moved to … Continue reading Where Dead Men Sleep
Sorry to disturb you, but I have an itch I just can't scratch.
Someone once said to me (and I am paraphrasing here), "To achieve happiness, you either want to have lots of money or you want to be poor, but living in the middle is a sad life." In some ways he was right. Some ways. Being poor. In many ways it sucks, but let's ignore all … Continue reading Jack of All Trades