Her first word was Dada, Or was it data? Caesar salada, Is what you ate. Points of data. Size of feet. Bra size, pant size. Eyes anesthetized. We agree to give away. The things we do. The things we say. Stored and used as requested, To sell you a handbag, Or win an election.


There are many creatures in Squirrelville. There are bears that don't care. There are skunks that don't give a funk. There are chipmunks that like to watch me get drunk. It used to be peaceful before idiots on four-wheelers.  I won't even get into the golf carts and Jet Skis.