What's better than the Prime Dictator? The Mom and Dad of Prime Dictators, your planetary parents.
Backs need scratching Pardon me Fat cats laughing Pardon me Of all the men who rot in jail Appeals exhausted, challenges failed The ones who need a helping hand The ones whose crimes are victimless Of all the men he could have chose To have their cases finally closed He did what any rich man … Continue reading Pardon Me (A Poem)
In my post about vigilantism, I briefly mentioned a scum bag meth head that sat idly by while a child suffered horrible atrocities at the hands of her meth head lover. I purposely did not mention their names as not to bring any notoriety to them. Now that evil bitch is back in the news. … Continue reading A Spoonful of Stupidity
Why do the Joneses kill? In this neighbourhood, to keep up with 'em you gotta become a killer. A dandelion killer. Did you know that, if those of us of European descent who immigrated to North America really wanted dandelion-free lawns, the choice could have been ours, way back when? That's right folks, the dandelion, … Continue reading Why The Joneses Kill (A Superfood Story)
In the case of Dumbass v. Dumbass nobody wins.
Tactical vest Bulletproof chest Mags and mace And covered face Screen printed scull On wool knit mask Knives can't cut His tactical pants Boots are worn For stomping ants Goliath won't fall Goliath won't yield Safe behind His riot shield Is he in the desert fighting for oil? Hell no, he's on North American soil
Welcome to Canada, where the health care is free, but wireless service requires you to bend over.