All aboard the Tiananmen tank To the M-I-C give thanks It's Holy Rollin' through the park While you are curfewed after dark Its spotter can fly higher Engines dual Mid-air refuel You'd have to be a fool To duel The battle can find you too You didn't enlist but we're watching you
My dentist's office has a note on file stating that I don't want any fluoride. Rather than respecting that and moving on, the staff make it a precursor to a conversation. They tilt me back on that chair and conduct an intervention. They warn me that I might be misinformed if I've been reading the … Continue reading The Fluoride Ride
I woke up this morning in the usual way. I poured a coffee and took a gander at the headlines. Trump says buying Greenland 'a large real estate deal' I'm surprised he didn't say a HUGE real estate deal. What is he talking about anyway? Did Denmark offer to sell Greenland to the United States? … Continue reading Not For Sale
I have an idea for a great story. I am just fleshing out the plot here, so bear with me. It needs to start in one of those "shithole" countries (as the Leader of the Free World might say). How about Libya? Yeah, that's a good starting point. Now we need a big, bad corporation. … Continue reading Help Give My Story a Title
What the fuck is going on with this world? No, that’s not what I am trying to say, I know what is wrong with the world: It’s the parasite that crawls around on it. Goddamn it! What the fuck is wrong with us? So much nonsense, seriously? What the hell is the point? What is it that … Continue reading A New Sheep In Town
White mist drops on forest trees. A gavel pounds and a decree: No warning will be posted. Apples a day are killing thee.
Men of private island lifestyle Catch and capture butterflies. How many men have flown there Will now never come to light.