Morning blogging is my specialty. I feel energized with a little coffee. When I say a little, I mean a lot. I always drink half the pot. To drink the whole pot would be a crime because there are two of us tangoing at this time. Nighttime blogging is the coming unhinged like a rusty … Continue reading Blogging Polarity
This post is about my two true loves: Wealthy people killing lions and sarcasm. I love it when rich people travel to faraway places to kill lions. They are especially worthy if they find the time to take out a few wildebeests while they are there. It melts my heart when I see their pictures … Continue reading My Two True Loves
A boring post for a boring vegetable. Are the prices for these fibrous green stalks skyrocketing in your jurisdiction? They are here. Blame travel. Blame weather. Blame disease. Blame Anthony William, the genius who touted the benefits of celery juice to his devoted celebrity followers. The last time I was at the grocery store celery … Continue reading Celery Watch
With my cellphone at two percent charge, I plugged it in and did what many can not or will not do. I turned off all notifications and pretended that cellphones do not exist, or as I like to call it, Nineteen Ninety-One. Then I taught my child(ren) a few things: 1. Drama class: How to … Continue reading Home School
Keto. Atkins. Low-carb. Gluten-free. Wrap your hamburger in lettuce instead of a bun? The diet itself doesn't matter. It's how much you flap your lips about it that burns calories. At least that is the trend I have been seeing where I live.
The Beyond Meat Burger A bidet One got a thumbs up and one got a thumbs down.
To Cause A Scene. That's right, folks. Sometimes you can't win. You have exercised diplomacy. You have logically explained something. It is crucial that you get your point across, but the sheep staring back at you from across the counter isn't listening. Sigmond Freud might have something to say about what I'm about to say, … Continue reading Reason for Swearing #1 (Explicit)