Q. What is the most likely place to contract the coronavirus? A. A crowded church sanctuary. Q. What is the most unnecessary place to go during a worldwide pandemic? A. A crowded church sanctuary. To the most tremendously devout folks: If you truly believe God himself put that grey thing inside that soccer-ball-shaped thing on … Continue reading IQ Test
One of these things is a dream and one is reality... I had a dream the other night. Stephen Colbert was the "Liaison to the President". He was commandeering my Subaru for Covid-19 related reasons. In the dream it appeared we were once old friends, but his new allegiance to the Supreme Idiot in Chief … Continue reading Waking Up…
The word, "retarded", has become dated and is considered "usually offensive". Well, I don't give a flying fuck because it is part of my regular parlance and I happen to like it just the way it is. But only when used on a deserving bi-ped. Being a "usually offensive" adjective (by Merriam-Webster's own definition), I … Continue reading Shockingly Retarded
So what's a Sheep stuck in a Squirrel's world to do?
Binge watched a five-parter. The light in the room and the theme getting darker. He fell asleep half-way through it. In a cloud of sleep, he thought about it. It talked a lot of fellowship. The took their book and removed half of it. The trinity was too much of a crowd so they pared … Continue reading Positions of Power
I have been asked many times, "Isn't science just another religion?"
Let's put our thinking caps on together and figure it out.
It's hard making friends.