Warning: May Will Offend Monday, June 10, 2019 T-minus 3:00 hours until Raptors Game After a week and a half of sickness, I died. I went toward the light and ended up at the heavenly gates. It was like the images we've all seen before: fluffy clouds you can walk on and things made of … Continue reading Blackface/Whiteface II
When you live in a country with the Metric System you do a lot of conversions. The drive to my cottage is two hundred and seventy-four kilometres, but in my post Leaving Eden, I Americanized it for y'all and said one hundred and seventy miles. This post, however, is not about conversions of units, it … Continue reading Conversions (An Invitation)
There's a story I came across today, In the Bible on a random page. I compared it to a matching verse, After a quick Wikipedia search. I started to have a little fun, In Chronicles One, verse twenty-one. It was so much fun I wanted some more, So I checked Samuel Two, verse twenty-four. As … Continue reading Tyler Durden (A Poem)
What's better than the Prime Dictator? The Mom and Dad of Prime Dictators, your planetary parents.
Hell. We say "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" when kids are around. My kid calls hell the "H" word. It's such a scary place that you can't even say it. It scares the shit out of some men so badly that they are afraid to glance at a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition for fear of frying eternally. … Continue reading One Way Ticket to Hell
Why did God have men write the Bible for him. Was he illiterate?
The Jehovah's Witnesses were here again today. The usual guy Mack was here with a younger guy, Jordan. I let them know I have been reading the Bible. They were impressed. I let them know that I was skeptical. They encouraged skepticism, but cautioned me to be careful because it "takes a long time to … Continue reading Visit from the Witnesses