The word, "retarded", has become dated and is considered "usually offensive". Well, I don't give a flying fuck because it is part of my regular parlance and I happen to like it just the way it is. But only when used on a deserving bi-ped. Being a "usually offensive" adjective (by Merriam-Webster's own definition), I … Continue reading Shockingly Retarded
So what's a Sheep stuck in a Squirrel's world to do?
Binge watched a five-parter. The light in the room and the theme getting darker. He fell asleep half-way through it. In a cloud of sleep, he thought about it. It talked a lot of fellowship. The took their book and removed half of it. The trinity was too much of a crowd so they pared … Continue reading Positions of Power
I have been asked many times, "Isn't science just another religion?" Let's put our thinking caps on together and figure it out.
It's hard making friends.
Goddammit. I've been trying to get this hundred dollars in data charges fixed all week. I'm gonna have to call Heavenly Wireless again get this sorted out. Beep-boop-beep-beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop-boop-boop...Rrriiinnng...Rrriiinnng "You have reached Heavenly Wireless. This prayer may be monitored for wickedness, non-circumcised penises, wearing garments of two dissimilar fabrics, unclean food in the stomach, unclean thoughts … Continue reading What if your Cellphone Provider was Like Jesus?
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