Warning: If you were a little grossed out by The Great Bidet Debate, this article may not be for you. I conducted an experiment. And like the great Sherlock Holmes or the beloved Tony Stark, I used myself as the subject of my experiment. The experiment ended this morning when I did something I have … Continue reading Free the Epidermis (An Experiment)
The Jehovah's Witnesses were here again today. The usual guy Mack was here with a younger guy, Jordan. I let them know I have been reading the Bible. They were impressed. I let them know that I was skeptical. They encouraged skepticism, but cautioned me to be careful because it "takes a long time to … Continue reading Visit from the Witnesses
In the case of Dumbass v. Dumbass nobody wins.
The "good" couch. That's what we called it when it was new. It was purchased at Sears. It pulled out into a bed. My late grandparents slept on it when they were in town. It is almost as old as me. It lived in almost every room of that house. Then it was moved to … Continue reading Where Dead Men Sleep
In 1981 Bill Gates supposedly said, in defence of the IBM PC's 640 KB memory limit, "640K ought to be enough for anybody." Gates denies that he said this, and I believe it is probably just an urban legend, but I can guarantee that somebody, somewhere said something like this, because these kinds of things … Continue reading Never Say Never – A Time Travel Odyssey
Part I - Part II - Part III - Part IV Holed up in this shitty hotel room, we're bathed in television glow. My fine friend sleeps like a baby on one of the beds. He has finally developed Stockholm syndrome as I hoped he would. He doesn't care anymore if he lives or dies. That's … Continue reading Life Sucks Then You Die Part V
Have I ever told you the story about the thorn in my flesh?