"The pork has to rest for ten minutes." Okay, whatever you say. I can down a Moosehead in half that time. I can write a blog post and make it rhyme. I can take a trip to another dimension as I sit on this surplus bench from Tim Horton's. Beans is chasing fireflies. My ears … Continue reading Resting Meat
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Quantum Inevitability
Have you guys seen the latest breakthrough in Quantum Computing? Check it out: The speediest quantum operation yet. Did you take a peek at the article, or did you move on to more seductive news? I hope you took a chance for science. There will be more Donald Trump tweets to read about tomorrow. If … Continue reading Quantum Inevitability
Women’s Purses (A Survey)
My question to women (or any other-gendered person who carries a purse) is this: do you actually have anything useful in there? In my experience, you do not. Prove me wrong. Dump your purse on the table right now and list the contents. Be honest. Don't embellish. I am on the search for truth. Why … Continue reading Women’s Purses (A Survey)
One Hundred and Eighty
One hundred and eighty posts! Join me as I step back into the archives of a sheep mind.
Homework on a Holiday?
Vets make sure animals stay healthy. One tool a vet uses is a needle. The needle is for giving medicine. A vet on a farm wears tall rubber boots to protect their feet. A vet who works indoors wears a white lab coat. What are you doing on your Victoria Day?
Rest In Peace
Diane.
Dumbass v. Dumbass
In the case of Dumbass v. Dumbass nobody wins.
