Visitors. Drinkers. Not critical thinkers. Stealing time. Stealing life. Sitting around on hand me down couches. Drinking from cans. Describing their kills. Dandelions. Brain cells. More cans. More smoke. No sleep. No joke. Can't sleep for snoring. Bite guard for grinding. Wake up. It feels. The same as last week. Another adventure. I just want … Continue reading What’s Your Refund Policy?
Minding my own business Suddenly I'm witness To a party of eight Great Never asked for this It was forced on me like rape
Hell. We say "H-E-Double Hockey Sticks" when kids are around. My kid calls hell the "H" word. It's such a scary place that you can't even say it. It scares the shit out of some men so badly that they are afraid to glance at a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition for fear of frying eternally. … Continue reading One Way Ticket to Hell
Vets make sure animals stay healthy. One tool a vet uses is a needle. The needle is for giving medicine. A vet on a farm wears tall rubber boots to protect their feet. A vet who works indoors wears a white lab coat. What are you doing on your Victoria Day?
Discarding toys of plastic In favour of space And sanity Goodwill, landfill I've had my fill Of gifts that generate Waste
Queen Vic-tor-ia Don't know much about cha Every year in May A holiday is made out cha We're you an alcoholic? Cause we celebrate with booze Did you have a firework fetish? Explosives are what we do Did you like to pop a tent in the pouring rain? And smoke weed around the fire pit … Continue reading Victoria Day (A Poem)