Why did God have men write the Bible for him. Was he illiterate?
Backs need scratching Pardon me Fat cats laughing Pardon me Of all the men who rot in jail Appeals exhausted, challenges failed The ones who need a helping hand The ones whose crimes are victimless Of all the men he could have chose To have their cases finally closed He did what any rich man … Continue reading Pardon Me (A Poem)
Way back when I joked about things you should not do in your car. Okay, I wasn't joking about most of them. Cars are serious, and even though I enjoy driving a manual transmission with the wind in my hair, it's becoming evident to me that we will be better off once these cars can … Continue reading Roadkillers.
In my post about vigilantism, I briefly mentioned a scum bag meth head that sat idly by while a child suffered horrible atrocities at the hands of her meth head lover. I purposely did not mention their names as not to bring any notoriety to them. Now that evil bitch is back in the news. … Continue reading A Spoonful of Stupidity
Warning: If you were a little grossed out by The Great Bidet Debate, this article may not be for you. I conducted an experiment. And like the great Sherlock Holmes or the beloved Tony Stark, I used myself as the subject of my experiment. The experiment ended this morning when I did something I have … Continue reading Free the Epidermis (An Experiment)
Why do the Joneses kill? In this neighbourhood, to keep up with 'em you gotta become a killer. A dandelion killer. Did you know that, if those of us of European descent who immigrated to North America really wanted dandelion-free lawns, the choice could have been ours, way back when? That's right folks, the dandelion, … Continue reading Why The Joneses Kill (A Superfood Story)
Weird coincidences keep happening to me. My buddy, who is a math teacher, says it is all just the mathematical odds playing out. I'm not always so sure. Do you think the universe reveals things to us serendipitously, or are the things that happen to us just due to mathematical chance? Weird Coincidences So Far … Continue reading Weird Coincidence #5