It's hard making friends.
Goddammit. I've been trying to get this hundred dollars in data charges fixed all week. I'm gonna have to call Heavenly Wireless again get this sorted out. Beep-boop-beep-beep-beep-boop-boop-beep-boop-boop-boop...Rrriiinnng...Rrriiinnng "You have reached Heavenly Wireless. This prayer may be monitored for wickedness, non-circumcised penises, wearing garments of two dissimilar fabrics, unclean food in the stomach, unclean thoughts … Continue reading What if your Cellphone Provider was Like Jesus?
Weird coincidences keep happening to me. My buddy, who is a math teacher, says it is all just the mathematical odds playing out. I'm not always so sure.
You will need the right bait to lure in the most annoying prey.
You're going to be disappointed.
If you get triggered by hopeless rants, please read on to experience the visceral feeling of anger.
When you need to get loose, you might need to call a goose.