Wear a raincoat or a nylon windbreaker. Lose the umbrella. They take up too much space, forcing innocent pedestrians off the sidewalk so Sir Umbrella the Great can pass. They poke people in the eye. They take forever to dry. The wind turns them inside out. They end up in the landfill. You can't run … Continue reading Banned: Umbrellas
Have you ever been at a restaurant when the wait staff assembles and bursts into a loud, boisterous, hand-clapping rendition of a made-up birthday song? Do you think the person celebrating his or her birthday really wants this? Do you think the other patrons that are paying their money for overpriced food and beer really … Continue reading Banned: Happy Birthday?
Warning: I'm a little emojinal today.
*trigger warning* If you like "fun" products even though you know they are very bad for the earth, please do not read.
In order to understand physical garbage, you have to understand human garbage.
There are some things we can do without.
Decisions, decisions. Should the Prime Dictator put a ban on circumcisions?