Welcome to Canada, where the health care is free, but wireless service requires you to bend over.
There are addicts among us and they aren't looking for opioids.
Once you are awakened, you may never close your eyes again.
Self-loathing triggers an out of body adventure. Life sucks then you die. We all do.
I'm not a super biblical person, but if I was, I would see Drake's cellphone case with illuminati symbolism as a sign that the end is near.
If you have to ask the question, "Should I buy my child a cellphone?" you might be on the wrong blog. Read on for a baaa-ducation.