It's hard making friends.
You will need the right bait to lure in the most annoying prey.
Put thy hands upon ears for there will be horns Trumpets from heaven and bowls of blood French kisses cut with double-edged tongues More numbers than math class They just don't add up My name's John. I'm a dealer with all the best drugs I took something strong to conjure this up Unclean stuff … Continue reading Acid Trips with Angels, aka Revelation (A Poem)
Another ban has been issued by the Prime Dictator. Failure to observe is punishable by leaf rake.
The story of the SkyDome miracle. Sometimes God giveth. Or is it giveths?
The State of the World Today: It's like Weekend Update only not funny at all.
Why am I sipping a beer in the closet? I'm hiding up here and I need your help.