I woke up this morning in the usual way. I poured a coffee and took a gander at the headlines. Trump says buying Greenland 'a large real estate deal' I'm surprised he didn't say a HUGE real estate deal. What is he talking about anyway? Did Denmark offer to sell Greenland to the United States? … Continue reading Not For Sale
What the fuck is going on with this world? No, that’s not what I am trying to say, I know what is wrong with the world: It’s the parasite that crawls around on it. Goddamn it! What the fuck is wrong with us? So much nonsense, seriously? What the hell is the point? What is it that … Continue reading A New Sheep In Town
Her first word was Dada, Or was it data? Caesar salada, Is what you ate. Points of data. Size of feet. Bra size, pant size. Eyes anesthetized. We agree to give away. The things we do. The things we say. Stored and used as requested, To sell you a handbag, Or win an election.
Why are Canadians so nice? It's all because of me, the greatest, most stable genius.
If Mexico doesn't do what i say, I'm gonna stomp my feet really hard and lay down on the floor and kick my legs and call them a poopy face.